Why was the video game called Donkey Kong? There was Mario and the princess and the Ape. No donkeys. It would have been just as surreal if the vilain were a donkey and not a primate.
I'm sure there's someone out there who knows the answer and it's just a matter of time before they find this silly picture for those crazy folks over at Bottomunion. They'll leave a comment, inhail happily and quickly through their asthma afflicted noses and chortle to themselves. Then they'll go over to Bottomunion and watch a couple of episodes of Carp Caviar.
Where they go from there is anyone's guess. Perhaps they'll decide to venture outside. They might feel the warm tingling of actual sunshine on their skin.
Doing our part. All in a minute's work.